What is the definition of Events Handicap Removal?

Eventually, 'events handicap removal' becomes like the superhero of sports commentary, swooping in to save the day when a game's rules start to get too ridiculous and a team's star player suddenly decides to quit mid-game. It's like the universe decided to throw a wild card in a game of 'Who'll Save the Game?' and now we're left with a hilariously dysfunctional squad trying to navigate an increasingly absurd scenario.

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Example sentence: "When the league announced they'd be 'events handicap removal', the quarterback's got a heart attack on the field and the coach just had to declare 'anctioned failure' – literally!"